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Top posts this week

The 10 highest-scored posts from the last 7 days — ranking by real score over a week naturally filters out posts that got removed shortly after posting.

PostScorePosted
Gas price war at Georgia intersection drops fuel to 97 cents, triggers police response168246d ago
Talarico wants TMZ to host his debate with Paxton. Seriously.162203d ago
High school QB dismissed from team after calling audible, 12 teammates suspended for supporting him112647d ago
Claude Allegedly Let a Digital Grandma Die Rather Than Recite Justin Bieber Lyrics in a Bizarre AI Test108066d ago
Dota 2 Player Scores 32 Kills to Convince Police to Release His Teammates101983d ago
Priest dies tragically after a cross falls on him during Mass in Ecuador92707d ago
Nvidia RTX 5090 shipment worth $470,000 goes missing in Brazilian airport — two pallets disappear, distributor seeks explanations but met with zero answers70456d ago
'GTA 6' could cause $1 billion sick day as 1.5 million estimated to skip work: reports69873d ago
Tesla ‘Cannot Guarantee’ Roadster Reservation Holders Will Ever Get a Car68037d ago
Toronto man accused of driving rental car 30,000 kms in just 7 days67685d ago

Posting rules

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  • Submissions must be oniony.
  • Only submit news articles.
  • Use original, reliable sources.
  • Do not repost similar articles.
  • No satire articles
  • No tabloid sources
  • No old news.
  • Only submit articles in English.
  • Do not post mobile links.
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  • No personal attacks, racism, sexism, or bigotry
  • Don’t break Reddit rules.

Pull this with the API

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curl
curl "https://api.threadsnoop.com/v1/posts?subreddit=nottheonion&limit=25" \
  -H "x-api-key: ts_live_YOUR_KEY"

See /docs/posts for pagination, filtering with q=, and full response shape, or /docs/subreddits for the rules endpoint used above.

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